im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
that's an acceptable place to lick
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Let's get the cat blown out
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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