yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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