you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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