I wish I only lived at night.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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