so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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