I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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