Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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