Nicole vs. Life
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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