seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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