ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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