1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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