I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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