Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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