windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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