ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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