she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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