I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
We don't watch enough power rangers
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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