Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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