Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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