At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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