did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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