Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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