He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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