Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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