i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
love makes seman taste better
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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