His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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