Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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