Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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