I wanna passion pit in your ass
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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