Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you traded sex for a burrito?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
How's work?
Spinning.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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