You're so nebulous sometimes
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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