it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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