I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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