I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
