You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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