Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Randomize
