we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
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