She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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