they need to just BURY HIM!
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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