I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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