she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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