Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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