If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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