Pappa wants mamma naked
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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