theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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