no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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