i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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