also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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