you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
