im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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