That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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