I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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