Welp...herpes.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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